internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

tombol-r:

you get away from my neopets
riceonyourshirt:

now i get this joke

bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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dampsandwich:

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good