spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now